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mikgod

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Re: Joke of the Day!

« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2008, 05:53:19 PM »

Quote from: d3athcr0w on January 19, 2008, 04:33:35 PM

Quote from: Sol | Pikachu on August 02, 2007, 02:35:57 AM

what do you call a black person, flying a plane?
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a pilot! you racist.

Lol nice joke

What do you call a black person flying a plane?
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9/11

That is so not funny!!!It's horrible (The 9/11 part)


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Re: Joke of the Day!

« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2008, 05:54:06 PM »

3 climbers go on top of a mountain. 2 are there for the challange, but one is there for the sights.
Then they finally reach the top. The 2 challangers are looking for a good hike down, but the sightseer is merely relaxing. A genie appears in front of the 2 challangers, and says
"There is no way back down this mountain. But I may help you. Jump off of this cliff, and say what you want to become"
So The first one jumps off an says "eagle" and turns into an eagle and flies away.
The second one says "loon" and flies away.
The third one, not having heard the genie, notices the other two jumping off, and he does too. When he realizes he wont make it, he says "crap".
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3 people are at a police line up.
To escape, the first person says, "TORNADO!!!!!" the guards look back, and he escapes.
The second person says, "Tsunami!!!" the guards look back, and HE escapes.
The third person says "FIRE!!!", so the guards shoot him and he dies.


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Re: Joke of the Day!

« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2008, 06:59:15 PM »

A women trying to have children goes to a doctor ,that gives her a black pile .
She has an ugly but intelligent child . He gets run over by a car and dies.
She goes back to the doctor ,that gives her a white pile.
She has a handsom but stupid child . He dies the same way.
She goes again to the doctor , and he gives again a pile .
She has a ugly and stupid son . What was the color of the last pile ????
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