In the computer world, how does a chicken cross the road?

NT Chicken:
    Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.

OS/2 Chicken:
    It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet
    that nobody noticed.

Win 95 Chicken:
    You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook
    it and it still tastes like ... chicken.

Microsoft Chicken (TM):
    It's already on both sides of the road.  And it just bought
    the road.

Assembler Chicken:
    First it builds the road ...

C Chicken:
    It crosses the road without looking both ways.

C++ Chicken:
    The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply
    refer to him on the other side.

VB Chicken:
    USHighways!TheRoad.cross (aChicken)

Delphi Chicken:
    The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on
    the other side.

Java Chicken:
    If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server
    will download one to the other side.
    (Of course, those are chicklets)

Web Chicken:
    Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps
    on running.

Gopher Chicken:
    Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.

Newton Chicken:
    Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can
    carry it across the road in your pocket !

Cray Chicken:
    Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't
    dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other
    side fully cooked.

Quantum Logic Chicken:
    The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides
    of the road until you observe it on the side of your course.

Lotus Chicken:
    Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do !

Mac Chicken:
    No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross
    the road, so there's no way to tell it to.

Nice collection!  :mrgreen: