No story with this one just a cool sound script.
Disclaimer - I adapted this from other peoples work.

Basically you install it (I included instructions) and you can type commands and hear a cool sound to go along with it. I posted it here even though it is not a WCS thing, because I am not a member of any other forums. (Coding is just a minimal parttime hobby for me)

You can type any of these to get a sound:
blah|bullshit|yay|hax|hacks|h4x|ok|sorry|oops|gtfo|shutup|rofl|haha|lol|hey   

DOWNLOAD the RAR from the link below
-ps- chage the variables for wcs_volume or wcs_max in the portion titled blockload, and that will alter the volume of the sounds or allow more of them per round.
ENJOY

Is this just all texting script?  It is alright, you should try making sound effects into skills... it is quite hillarious.

Good job
but for me,blah and yay dont work ^^
the others are pretty cool